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Vel, no har eg vert p? tur, her e eit referat av ein av dagane der nede. Eg vil bare si at alt skjedde, men vil og legge til at sinnsjuke persona ofte ser syne, h?ra lyder og s?nt s? du m? ikkje alltid h?re p? folk som er innlagt p? psykiske sjukehus.

Today kids we have a very special story for you, it?s about the Sheep?s and all their Lamb?s (Melding til sekret?r ?ystein, skrives Lam ? Lambs s?nn, sjekk dette opp for meg ;-)). It?s even a little bit scary, it starts a little bit like this.
Once upon a time there was a boy that was named goggel, he was a famous Shepard. One of the best, maybe the reason is the 6 pink elephants, his beautiful computer named Petra and the pink Yaris.
One day the famous Shepard went to the mountains to look for all the sheep?s that was missing and hadn?t returned after the summer. Even thought it?s well known that the Sheep eating and traitor XXL had been and visited these mountains during the summer. But he won?t admit it because XXL had a little accident in the mountains. No one knows what kind of accident it was, but it?s said that the accident damaged in a psychological way.
With goggel was his uncle and aunt, they where aware about goggel?s supreme Shepard capabilities and was thinking of using all the pink elephant?s. The pink Yaris was left alone in Gran Tourisimo 3 and Petra was standing alone and sad thinking goggel had left her after she went into Bluescreen. The last thing she had seen of goggel was that he left with all of his 6 pink elephant?s really mad saying something that he should buy a new computer.
After walking far and a little bit further, 2 steps backwards and half a step sideways goggel?s supreme ears finally where able to hear the sound of bells. After a short council where it was drinked 2 cups of coffe, some water brought from the river by one of the 6 pink elephant?s and a slice of bread brought by one of the other elephant?s they had decided what they should do. Goggel as the supreme Shepard he was should go towards J?rmeland, a strange and dangerous place. But brave as goggel was he went to find sheep that was making sounds with it?s bell. He wasen?t all alone, since goggel always is carrying his Ericsson R600 was he able to make contact with Adecco and then he got 7 bodybuilders to protect him, and if that wasen?t enough he arranged that Sogn & Fjordane Orienteering organization was with him to protect him from dangers that maybe could be at J?rmeland. Even if Goggel suspected one of them to be XXL himself he let it pass, the first priority now was to get to the Sheep?s as soon as possible and lead it safe down.
The next hour?s was a terrible time for our Shepard. After passing J?rmeland without any sign of the Sheep?s he met his uncle and aunt. In their furious anger they decided to withdraw goggel?s Pink Elephant?s and phone. And told goggel that XXL wasen?t old enough for this, ?its a man?s work? as my aunt proudly said. My aunt told also that the things that would happened later that day was suppose to be a secret for XXL. So if I don?t tell XXL about the rest of the story I would get back my precious Ericsson R600 and my Pink Elephant?s