{"id":143,"date":"2004-11-07T22:18:32","date_gmt":"2004-11-07T20:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/?p=143"},"modified":"2004-11-07T22:18:32","modified_gmt":"2004-11-07T20:18:32","slug":"bond-james-bond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"Bond, James Bond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jepp, eg har sett Bond i dag. Kvalitetsfilm om eg f?r si det rett ifra hjertet. Ikkje minst har kvalitetskommentarane haglet mot meg ifra Mr. Bond. Eg har i dag samlet ei liste med  kvalitetskommentarer som ligger i artikkelen.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nJames Bond : Hello. My name is James St. John Smythe. I&#8217;m English.<br \/>\nStacey Sutton : I never would have guessed. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\n[The morning after Bond sleeps with May Day]<br \/>\nMax Zorin : You slept well?<br \/>\nJames Bond : A little restless but I got off eventually. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nJames Bond : My name is Bond, James Bond.<br \/>\nU.S. Police Captain : And I&#8217;m Dick Tracy and you&#8217;re STILL under arrest! <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nHowe : What have they done?<br \/>\nMax Zorin : You discharged her, so she and her accomplice came here to kill you. Then they set fire to the office, to conceal the crime but they were trapped in the elevator and perished in the flames.<br \/>\nHowe : But that means I would have to be&#8230;<br \/>\nMax Zorin : Dead!<br \/>\n[shoots him]<br \/>\nMax Zorin : That&#8217;s rather neat, Don&#8217;t you think?<br \/>\nJames Bond : Brilliant! I&#8217;m almost speechless with admiration. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nMax Zorin : [to Scarpine] Time to flood the fault.<br \/>\nBob Conley : But May Day and my men!<br \/>\nMax Zorin : Yes. A rather nice coincidence. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nMax Zorin : I&#8217;m happiest, when I&#8217;m in the saddle.<br \/>\nJames Bond : A fellow sportsman! Tell me, what about fishing, fly-casting?<br \/>\nMax Zorin : [Realizing he is being trapped] Excuse me, I&#8217;m neglecting my other guests. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\n[after dropping the tycoon out of the airship]<br \/>\nMax Zorin : So, anyone else want to drop out? <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nJames Bond : What&#8217;s this thing loaded with?<br \/>\nStacey Sutton : Rock salt.<br \/>\nJames Bond : Now you tell me! <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\n[Bond is dangling from an unlocked fire engine ladder]<br \/>\nJames Bond : Turn!<br \/>\n[Stacey turns]<br \/>\nJames Bond : Not this way! That way! <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nGirl: I thought you&#8217;d never get back.<br \/>\nJames Bond : Well, there was a heck of a crowd on the piste! <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nRestaurant guest: Qu&#8217;est-ce qu&#8217;il y a, monsieur?<br \/>\nJames Bond : There&#8217;s a fly in his soup! <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nScarpine: He&#8217;s the outstanding horse of the sales. We expect him to fetch over three million dollars!<br \/>\nJames Bond : Oh, sounds quite reasonable! <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nJames Bond : Sir Godfrey, on a mission, I am expected to sacrifice myself! <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nPola Ivanova : In my dressing room, later, did you know I was an agent with orders to seduce you?<br \/>\nJames Bond : Why do you think I sent you three dozen RED roses&#8230;? <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nU.S. Police Captain : [as he&#8217;s chasing Bond and Stacey] Captain to all units: Request assistance; We are in pursuit of two murder suspects in a stolen hook-and-ladder fire truck. They MAY be armed&#8230; and they&#8217;re SURE dangerous! <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nJames Bond : [upon finding his colleague murdered] Killing Tibbitt was a mistake.<br \/>\nMax Zorin : Then I&#8217;m about to make the same mistake twice. <\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nPola Ivanova : Long time no see, James&#8230;!<br \/>\n[she giggles]<br \/>\nPola Ivanova : &#8230; Oh, you haven&#8217;t changed a bit!<br \/>\nJames Bond : Well, YOU have. You&#8217;re even LOVELIER. <\/p>\n<p>Kilde: iMBd<\/p>\n<p>Etter ein lang dag med slike kvalitetskommentara f?r meg til ? tenke p? kva for ein gentleman eg er. Ikkje minst dei gangane eg sitte ? spilla spill. D? f?r du fort se ein sv?rt s? engasjert liten j?vel som sitte ? hyla og skrike dersom det komme ein bil i veien. If?lge ein kamerat har eg plutselig veldig godt ordfor?d n?r eg spilla spill. Dersom han sp?r meg n?r eg er ferdig med runden min om eg veit ka eg sa, s? m? eg desverre ?rlig innr?mme at eg komme bare p? 50% utav orda. I tillegg til ditta kommer orda ut totalt uten sammenheng.<br \/>\nLa oss  no heller se litt p? den s?kalte Eff A Kuen som min kj?re bisniss c?mpani?n sa det. Det er viktig med sp?rsm?l til den, vi har i dag motatt 9 sp?rsm?l. Vi har eit h?p om ? holde trafikken oppe n?r det gjelder innsending av sp?rsm?l. If?lge v?res korrospendent i Jerusalem Odd Karsten Tveit vil trafikken minske med 100 % dei dagane Pajero-mannen ikkje er tilstede. Grunnen til dette skal vere if?lge Odd Karsten Tveit at 100% av sp?rsm?la var fra Pajero-mannen.<br \/>\nPS: Odd Karsten spurte om han kunne avslutte artikkelen &laquo;Odd Karsten Tveit, direkte fra Jerusalem&raquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jepp, eg har sett Bond i dag. Kvalitetsfilm om eg f?r si det rett ifra hjertet. Ikkje minst har kvalitetskommentarane haglet mot meg ifra Mr. Bond. 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