{"id":159,"date":"2004-11-30T22:02:22","date_gmt":"2004-11-30T20:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/?p=159"},"modified":"2004-11-30T22:02:22","modified_gmt":"2004-11-30T20:02:22","slug":"altf4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"ALT+F4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JA, no e eg<br \/>\nF**************<br \/>\n**O************<br \/>\n****R**********<br \/>\n******B********<br \/>\n********A******<br \/>\n**********N****<br \/>\n************N**<br \/>\n**************A<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nEg hadde satt meg ned med min lekre Petra for ? spille Blockopeter. Spillet blei utf?rt med tonane av Guns N&#8217;Roses med Sweet Child of MIne. Vel det blei ikkje nokke s?te barn nei. P? andre runda rundet eg 1000 poeng, eg f?lte i meg at XXL bare kunne spise i seg dei tidlegare rekordane sine. Her var det goggel som rulte streeten, poenga ramla inn raskare enn damer som l?per inn p? HM for ? handle kl?r. Eg ?ynet ein rekord, ved 1500 sa eg jess inni meg. 1700 skjedde det fatale, ein popup. Heldigvis dekte den bare 75% av skjermbildet, ved 1900 spratt det opp end?g ein popup. Dinna gangen foran musa, det var vel her kjedereaksjonen startet.<br \/>\n1: Musa mistet kontakt med spillet.<br \/>\n2: Piloten mistet kontroll over helikopteret.<br \/>\n3: Piloten mistet all sj?lkontroll.<br \/>\n4: Petra mistet ein tastaturtasten sin pga overd?dig hamring p? tastaturet.<br \/>\n5: Piloten klarte etter iherdig fiksing ? fikse tastaturet.<br \/>\n6: I sinne og raseri blei tastekombinasjonen ALT+F4 brukt iherdig for ? lukke alle spor etter popups.<br \/>\n7: Piloten oppdager at han har lukket flyvinduet med rekorden sin.<br \/>\n8: Piloten g? sint opp til ein kamerat or ? se Christopher Walkietalki i filmen &laquo;King of New York&raquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JA, no e eg F************** **O************ ****R********** ******B******** ********A****** **********N**** ************N** **************A<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4uOc-altf4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}