{"id":215,"date":"2005-05-12T21:37:19","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T19:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/?p=215"},"modified":"2005-05-12T21:37:19","modified_gmt":"2005-05-12T19:37:19","slug":"firbark-a-birkebeiner-rap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Firbark-a-birkebeiner-rap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No er eg nummer 2 her p? VS som overset ein sang fr? norsk til engelsk. Som vi huskar var Pajero-mannen den f?rste med &laquo;Eg ve te&raquo; Bergen&raquo;.<br \/>\nHer er &laquo;Granbarkebirkebeiner-rap&raquo; av KLM, p? engelsk.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nEg m?tte oversette etter ?yret og sangen, for eg fant ikkje teksten p? nettet. P? grunn av slafsinga og bablinga til KLM-folka, har eg derfor m?tta ta ca-oversettelse p? nokre ord.<\/p>\n<p><b>Firbark-a-birkebeiner-rap<\/b><br \/>\n<i>(Granbarkebirkebeiner-rap &#8211; KLM)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Barrjompeditt-bam, bidintan-tei, rappatappatapp, ruppetuppemei.<br \/>\nBarrjompeditt-bam, bidintan-tei, rappatappatapp, ruppetuppemei.<\/p>\n<p>The Firbark-a-birkebeiners diet is, fungus, potatoes and wild berries.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiners life is bad, low-quality shoes and low profile.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiners women can, burp and drink and fight like a man.<\/p>\n<p>When a Firbark-a-birkebeiner goes berserk, he breaks all in his way, &laquo;cause he is so f***king strong.<br \/>\nThere is nothing that work on us, if you&#8217;ve fungus in your hair, our eyes will cross!<br \/>\nThere might be some, who&#8217;ll think you are vulgar, &laquo;cause you stink of sweat and puke, and sour toes.<br \/>\nBut that is all OK, in Norway where we live, &laquo;cause we never brush our teeth, and we shower once a year.<br \/>\nJi-ha!<\/p>\n<p>The Firbark-a-birkebeiners diet is, fungus, potatoes and wild berries.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiners life is bad, low-quality shoes and low profile.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiners women can, burp and drink and fight like a man.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiner &#8211; yuck and ick, the Firbark-a-birkebeiner smells like dick.<\/p>\n<p>We leave for robberies, and that&#8217;s not good, for the people whom we rob, but we don&#8217;t give a damn.<br \/>\nWe burn down all we do not steal, and are quite bad, to one and every man -and bring their women with us home.<br \/>\nAnd when the raid is over, we throw a vikingfeast, it lasts throughout the week, as vikingparties do.<br \/>\nWe chew on rags, and eat one horse per man, and after that we multi-fart to make powerful winds.<br \/>\nJi-ha!<\/p>\n<p>[Instrumental]<\/p>\n<p>The Firbark-a-birkebeiner &#8211; bad, bad man, burps and drinks and fights like a man.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiner &#8211; yuck and ick, the Firbark-a-birkebeiner smells like dick.<\/p>\n<p>But far inside him, in beyond the hard and cold mail, <br \/>\nwhen-I-picked-off-the-lice-and-pinched-my-nose-so-I-wouldn&#8217;t-smell-my-sweat-anymore, <br \/>\nthere really hides another man, a little, seasick man, sick of killing daily to make a living,<br \/>\nsick of eating raw wolf and boiled bear and smoked bird with sauce.<br \/>\nSome of us dream of a healthy, modern diet with lots of vegs and fruit.<br \/>\nTo pat a little sweet dog &#8211; without being afraid to be &laquo;the softy&raquo;<br \/>\nPerhaps buy a book, and start a reading club?<br \/>\nGo to the opera now and then, and- [giggle], perhaps wear women&#8217;s clothes &#8211; [giggle] &#8211; and invite strange men home at night! [Laugh]<br \/>\n&#8230;Yeaaah, well, I didn&#8217;t say that&#8230; Forget it.<\/p>\n<p>[Instrumental]<\/p>\n<p>Repeat x2:<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiners diet is, fungus, potatoes and wild berries.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiners life is bad, low-quality shoes and low profile.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiners women can, burp and drink and fight like a man.<br \/>\nThe Firbark-a-birkebeiner &#8211; yuck and ick, the Firbark-a-birkebeiner smells like dick!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No er eg nummer 2 her p? VS som overset ein sang fr? norsk til engelsk. Som vi huskar var Pajero-mannen den f?rste med &laquo;Eg ve te&raquo; Bergen&raquo;. 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