{"id":239,"date":"2005-07-20T11:17:19","date_gmt":"2005-07-20T09:17:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/?p=239"},"modified":"2005-07-20T11:17:19","modified_gmt":"2005-07-20T09:17:19","slug":"never-ending-stoooory-lalala-lalala-lalala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heimtun.org\/wordpress\/?p=239","title":{"rendered":"Never ending stoooory, lalala lalala lalala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One, two, three, four.<\/p>\n<p>?ystein sier:<br \/>\n????, no vil ? f?rra til Mexico<br \/>\ngoggel &#8211; ?verstkommanderande B?lle sier:<br \/>\ndet vil du ikkje<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, it has begun. (Continued below)<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nOh, I do, cause I&#8217;m the coastguard, hands up! You see, Janie&#8217;s got a gun. And she shot the DJ.<br \/>\nSo she&#8217;ll need to sail away, sail away with me. By the way, the DJ had a bad day, so don&#8217;t take his picture, even if he&#8217;s dead&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We feel sorry for the DJ, don&#8217;t we? He didn&#8217;t live to have his midlife crisis&#8230; That&#8217;s most certainly not easy like sunday morning.<br \/>\nBecause he&#8217;s dead, he can&#8217;t even run to the water. I can, especially since I&#8217;m on my way over the ocean with Janie, to meet my Bonnie. And the water is so cold out there, I think I&#8217;ll become all comfortably numb thinking about her&#8230; Wish you were here, I&#8217;d think. Wish I could fly you here in a rosa helikopter, as we say in norway, but its the money, money money&#8230; I&#8217;m just another brick in the wall, a poor, lonesome cowboy, with no money. I wish I hadn&#8217;t been born on the dark side of the moon.<\/p>\n<p>Being away from my Bonnie makes me blue, all I can do while waiting is sing. Dabadi dabada. I must sing for absolution, to forget about tomorrow. Janie doesn&#8217;t like that I just sit there singing, she wants me to work. She says: &laquo;Why don&#8217;t you get a job?&raquo; She&#8217;s gotta have issues, why don&#8217;t SHE get a job, she&#8217;s just standing there, staring at the sun anyway. She claims to be watching the ship&#8217;s course to avoid hitting small islands and such, but thats bullshit, &laquo;cause the tide is high&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Our boat trip over the ocean developed into a personal fight. I suspect that In the end, the winner takes it all. And I&#8217;m gonna win. The mood has been very tense for quite some time now, and I have noticed that Janie loaded her gun again. Perhaps I have to kill her, I want to be the Survivor. It&#8217;s not going to be like the summer of 69, when I lost everything. I&#8217;d be crushed if I did it again. I&#8217;m not going to play with her heart, get lost in the game. No, this time she&#8217;ll be the one biting the dust. And don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll keep THAT a secret. Broadcasting will be easy at radio gaga.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, let it be. I don&#8217;t want to think about all of that right now.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we&#8217;re almost in the Mexico gulf now, I can&#8217;t wait to see my Bonnie again. But I&#8217;ll find the time to stop for breakfast at Tiffany&#8217;s. You see, she Called on me to see how I was and invite me to eat with her. Man, I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m not in the navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas, and yes, you can put your mind at ease, but you can&#8217;t stop for breakfast with friends. That&#8217;s an important reason to choose a uniform free life. And honestly, war &#8211; what is it good for? If I kill people, even at war, I&#8217;m no better than the man with the golden eye. No, I&#8217;d rather be in the Y.M.C.A. than at war, and that should tell you a lot about war. Cause it&#8217;s not fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It&#8217;s kind of ironic, &laquo;cause the Y.M.C.A. is your way to get in touch with God, but war is a stairway to heaven. A very FAST stairway, just like one of these new, electric ones. Almost like a fast elevator, a bullet in the blue sky. A locked elevator, that is, one that makes you stuck in a moment you can&#8217;t get out of.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I gotta go, there is so much to do and so little time, I better surf on, perhaps in the USA, while I&#8217;m at my most beautiful, and not ugly like the man on the moon, an animal or an imitation of life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One, two, three, four. ?ystein sier: ????, no vil ? f?rra til Mexico goggel &#8211; ?verstkommanderande B?lle sier: det vil du ikkje Oh yeah, it has begun. 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