This «case document» is issued out to all members at VS to inform them.
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\nCase:
abuse of «skiing elevator»<\/p>\n
Time:
Saturday september 4th<\/p>\n
Place:
J?lster Skiing centre<\/p>\n
Suspects:
XXL and approx. 45 others<\/p>\n
Description:
Space Police of Sogn & Fjordane ship TV-1 was flying through J?lster after a routine cockroaches inspecton in outlawed section Flor?. We are hereby reporting several observations of weird looking people running steep uphill in the «skiing elevator track», or «trekktras?en» as the local tribe calls it. <\/p>\n
We of course new that this was a not a very logical thing to do, and slowed down to impulse from warp 9 point 2, to check out what was happening. We found out that a race was going on. We also report seeing one especially athletic looking person, which we identified as XXL, who was very tired lying breathing like a horse at the top of the trekktras?. We almost arrested him for overuse of O2, but then we got a message over the intergalactic lokalradio that a new cockroach attack was taking place in Flor?, so we had to leave in a hurry and beam down a rescue team to Solheim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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