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Jepp, her komme litt meir av den heltmodige starloggen min. Komme meir etterkvert, akkurat no er eg travelt opptatt med ? pakke til tur til Trondheim.

This is captain Tjartan?s and Captain Kirk?s Starlog, the Stardate is 98574378696583,387

This day has been hard of us, late this night we found our travelmate?s, the volcan jawkoskjakji, the higluc ngloc, and the human female nicknamed ?3 $?. They had already camped up as we arrived at the designated stop. After a troubling effort with the campsite in the darkness, we tried to get some sleep. Although Captain Tjartan soon discovered this to be a meaningless effort. The sun did not rise again the following morning, meaning it rained, not that it was Armageddon or anything. As the sun arose once again on planet earth, our quite spectacular crew set out on a new journey. Towards a new place to rest our tired bones. Soon after the coarse was set to a different location once again. It turned out to be a place full of danger. And we called it the ?Tusenfryd?, the exact reason for our naming of this wicked and betraying land, are to me somewhat unknown. Although that might be a blessing in disguise, if I know captain kirk right. And I am quite sure I do, if you know what I mean. (nothing perverse, just so you know). The place had water in endless wells, machines to hurl you towards the sky, and things to make you sick. All they lacked was a pink Yaris and some ketchup. (they had much of it, but not enough to satisfy me, Yaris`s that was, ketchup was not be found, at least if you didn`t look for it). After a good time there, the crew returned to base, exhausted, sick and wet, in every way. (again not perverse, after all that is captain Kirks department.) that concludes this starlog.